ITEM LIST

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• Protein - An extra large canister of protein powder. Partly used.


• Mild Painkiller - A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 pills. Probably at 15 now.


• Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. Eaten.


• Sun Lamp -A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing.


• Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. Please don't shoot yourself in the face with a pipe bomb made of these.


• Sword of the Father - A very powerful weapon. Here, it's made of plastic. You could bop someone over the head with it, though. what do you mean he never got this


• Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.


• Jetsons Chewable Vitamins - A balance of daily vitamins and minerals in a child-friendly fruit-flavored tablet. Even in the future, childproof caps are practically adultproof. Used.


• Toy Winston – A dog plushie. It looks a little like a golden retriever cross of some kind, with a collar and tag that reads “Winston”. How cute! he never had this what


• Hammie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile. x2


• Maid Outfit - It comes with stockings and has gold accents.


• Fresh Milk - A large refrigerated canister containing a glass bottle of delicious fresh milk. It's probably for the best not to ask where the cow came from. Consumed STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE


• Vuvuzuela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
  


• Pockerwatch - A meticulously polished gold (okay, fine, brass) pocketwatch with an image of gears etched into the cover.


• Pumpkin Costume" - Sized to fit.


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